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Deck the Halls. Avoid the Cunts. Christmas Jumper
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Deck the halls. Avoid the cunts.
Christmas is magical. Unfortunately, it also involves people.
For anyone planning to survive the festive season by carefully choosing who they actually spend it with, this Christmas jumper says what we're all thinking.
Featuring bold festive lettering, Christmas lights, baubles, candy cane details and a Santa hat, it looks suitably Christmassy from a distance — right up until someone actually reads it.
Perfect for Christmas parties, family gatherings, pub nights, Secret Santa, Christmas Day or simply making your feelings about festive socialising perfectly clear.
Product details
- Unisex crewneck Christmas sweatshirt
- Soft, warm 50/50 cotton-polyester blend
- Medium-heavy fabric
- Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband
- Classic comfortable fit
- Printed festive front design
- Available in white
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
- Tumble dry low
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron directly over the print
Warning: Contains very adult language and absolutely no Christmas diplomacy.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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